打印

[短篇] 笑话三则

0

笑话三则

笑话三则
1.家人不让外甥女吃糖和巧克力。一天,她从我包里翻出一块巧克力,躲在门后偷吃了,然后出来冲着我一笑,说,小舅妈,我没吃巧克力!可是孩子,你让我怎么相信,你那一口小白牙咋都变成小黑牙了?
2.小侄女在医院吊水,护士给扎针的时候哄她:阿姨家里有个哥哥,打针可勇敢了,都不害怕的!侄女儿:阿姨,哥哥上那家幼儿园?护士:怎么了?侄女儿:我要去找他,你怎么扎我的我就怎么扎他!护士……我……
3. 看到同事走路有点一瘸一拐地,问他怎么回事。他说:旧伤复发而已。那年看世界杯,我几乎压上了全部家当赌,结果比赛结束后我狠狠地踹了电视机一脚。

TOP

当前时区 GMT+8, 现在时间是 2024-9-13 06:48

Fatal error: Uncaught RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(35): Redis->exec() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics.inc.php(287): dRedis::pipeExec() #2 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/global.func.php(490): dstatistics() #3 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_footer.tpl.php(41): output() #4 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_viewthread.tpl.php(559): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #5 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/viewthread.php(440): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #6 {main} Next RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:35 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(35): Redis->exec() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php on line 35